Stuff White People Like
Yep, that’s what it is. A blog of “Stuff White People Like.” This site is vital to two groups of people: (1) You, so you know what you like and why, and can be comforted that you really have no choice; and (2) Your non-white friends, so that they know what to say when you discuss these things, and will be better able to impress other whites when you take them to socialize in large groups of whites people.
I suggest you use this site like Wikipedia - when you see a link to another subject near and dear to whites, have a read. There are only 92 so far, but they’re all very important to whites. Stuff like coffee, organic food, dinner parties, Ikea, having gay friends, bottled water, gentrification, and of course Apple Products.
“Apple products also come with stickers. Some people put them on their computer, some people put them on windows, but to take it to the pinnacle of whiteness, you need to put the Apple sticker in the rear window of your Prius, Jetta, BMW, Subaru 4WD Station Wagon or Audi. You then need to drive to a local coffee shop (Starbucks will do in a pinch) and set up your apple for the world to see. Thankfully, the Apple logo on the back will light up! So even in a dark place, people can see how unique and creative you (and the five other people doing the exact same thing) truly are!
“Knowledge of Apple products can be useful in a number of social situations. If you see a white person with a Mac, an easy way to approach them is to say “Is that a Powerbook? What OS do you have?” They will happily start talking to you, after the requisite five minutes, you can invite them to an 80s night.”
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