“We’re going to have to do a clean sweep because there has been a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence.”

Yes, Marc Rich for Treasury Secretary!

“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.”

When I read those words, for some reason, I thought of Dusty.

I try not to be too covetous. But when I see this ride, I just want it.

0-60 in under 4 seconds. And mileage is 17/24, which is much better than my ‘Burb. Although I don’t think I would be using a Stealth Orange 911 to haul much lumber. Definitely more “sport” than “utility vehicle.”

So, what’s your coveted vehicle of the moment? By which I mean something completely outside of your reach. Saleen S7? Fisker? Something from Maranello? An Audighini?

I hear it’s because the first hole was a dogleg left.

Thank you! I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitstaff…

Although you don’t have to drink it (or if you do have to drink it, you don’t have to like it), Milwaukee’s Best Light is freerolling seven seats into the WSOP this year. Act fast — the Main Event starts in two weeks, four days.

Dan Michalski has some interesting stuff over at PokerWorks.com about the cash games and single/multi satellites. Unlike a video loop of Rick Astley doing some awkward British stir-the-pot dance, it won’t make you want to pry your eyes from your head with a fork.

Al Gore, you were so money in 1992:

Trying to embed. No workie.

Ok, failing that, here’s the link.

Because I know that someone very tall around here is a fan of photographs of Elisha Cuthbert but yet inconcievably has not seen The Girl Next Door, I present the following va-va-voom photograph. You may thank me later.

Coming soon. It will be a casino of the land-based-Native-American type. As such, it will probably be nicer than the boats in Indiana and not much further away. There has also been good news on the NETeller (you are getting your $ back) and UIGEA (US players back to Party?) fronts.

Still, I’m not sure how much the UIGEA stuff is going to help those poor, hapless citizens of nanny-states that disallow gamboool on teh intarweb.