Guy goes into a Bloomington, Indiana O’Charley’s restaurant, orders a ribeye steak and 2 gin & tonics. Bill comes, he excuses himself to the restroom, then dine & dashes.

The next Wednesday, he does it again.

The next Wednesday, he does it again.

The next Wednesday, he does it again.

The next Wednesday, he does it again and finally gets caught.

Are they putting extra stoopid in the water down there or something? I’m really not sure who’s dumber, the alleged criminal with his OCD modus operandi, or the restaurant that got taken four weeks in a row.

My vote goes to the restaurant.

Kermit sings “Hurt” in this video. Enjoy. But don’t let the kids watch unless you want them having the idea in their heads of Kermit giving BJ’s to other puppets for drug money.

Wow. This is staggering. I cannot imagine why these fraternity members didn’t call the police sooner. Sounds like these guys were clearly victimized.

I don’t remember this ever happening at PGD. Although, frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it did happen, and if it did, Ralph Krisher’s g/f was surely involved.

Here.

Yeah, I read too much 2p2.

54.5 BB on one hand!!! OMG!!! I’m going pro!!!

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold’em Cash Game
$0.01/$0.02 Blinds
9 Players
http://www.legopoker.com/hh/

Stack Sizes
SB: $0.86
BB: $4.99
Hero (UTG): $2.85
UTG+1: $0.97
MP1: $3.51
MP2: $2.29
MP3: $1.97
CO: $2.61
BTN: $0.74

Preflop: 3d 2h ($0.03, 9 Players)
Hero calls $0.02, UTG+1 calls $0.02, MP1 calls $0.02, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, BTN calls $0.02, SB calls $0.01, BB checks

Flop: Jd 2s 3s ($0.16, 8 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP3 bets $0.08, 3 folds, BB calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.32, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.24, BB folds

Turn: Jd 2s 3s 6d ($0.88, 2 Players)
Hero bets $0.88, MP3 calls $0.88

River: Jd 2s 3s 6d 2c ($2.64, 2 Players)
Hero bets all-in for $1.63, MP3 calls all-in for $0.75

Hero had 3d 2h (a full house, Deuces full of Threes) and won (+$1.09)
MP3 had 7d Jh and lost (-$1.97)

Pot Size: $5.02 ($0.20 Rake)

It seems that there is a panda in Thailand who can’t “throw the football through the tire” (Levitra). Thus, Thai sickos, a/k/a “zookeepers” have filmed other pandas bumpin’ and grindin’, and then they subject Chuang Chuang to hours upon hours of looped video of this. Seeing the TV that they’re using to show this panda pr0n, I suspect that Cuang Squared is holding out for a flat panel and back issues of Panda Juggs. I hear that one night in Bangkok makes a hard Panda humble…

Of course, in Thailand, filming humping pandas is probably the least prurient thing that goes on. Humping Pandas = great name for Indian, BTW. What would be the hand sign for that?

That’s the Onion News Network, for those less in the know than teh cipher. Originally slated for launch in April ‘07, they’ve jumped the gun. Their impatience is your gain. Enjoy.

(p.s. I’m trying to embed the video…)

Apparently some drug cooks are now making strawberry-flavored meth. Probably to appeal to a younger crowd.  That’s just friggin’ scary.

I love auto racing. Let’s just get that out there to start. I don’t think that you could possibly grow up as a male in Indy and not love racing and race cars just as a general proposition. Dragsters haven’t ever really done it for me because I think that cars that can’t turn right or left aren’t very interesting (except for some mind-blowing amazing mechanical feats, for which I have the utmost respect). But otherwise, generally speaking, if it has wheels and turns, I love to see it race. Dirt track, midgets, go-karts, F1, IRL, ALMS, you name it.

Except for NASCAR. Something about the mandatory technological obsolescence has always been a major turn-off for me. I guess when I was learning to love racing, the Monte Carlos and Thunderbirds were clearly such hunks of crap on racing slicks that I never respected them.

But to make it even worse than worse (worstest?), now NASCAR comes along and mandates that not only will engine manufacturing advancements cease at about 1968, but the cars all have to be constructed identically. The “Car of Tomorrow” looks like a hunka hunka burning turd, as far as I’m concerned. How can you look at those NASCAR P.O.S.’s and then look at what they’re running in the American Le Mans Series and think that NASCAR has an even remotely interesting product? Man, those ALMS cars are so friggin’ awesome looking; meanwhile, NASCAR is shoving f’ing PUSHROD motors with CARBURETORS around bullrings. Rant! Rant! Rant!

Remember the days when it was said that “racing improves the breed”? Now the premiere American racing series features pushrod engines in cardboard boxes each with semi-unique stickers. It’s nothing more than a loud, traveling soap opera that now has removed even the pretense of innovation from competition. Fuggin pitiful. I won’t support it, but I’d love to go to an ALMS race someday and see the Audi R10 diesel and the LMP2 Porsches and Acuras up close, and of course all the yummy Porsches and Ferarris that compete in the GT class. Wouldn’t you love to see the R10 up against Jimmy Johnson’s “stock” car? Ass-whoopin’, that’s what the Lowe’s Motor Racing Team Sponsored By Sucktastic Innovation would get.

Rant Off.

Found it, had to.